The world is full of frightening things: black holes, spiders, snakes; there's no shortage of things that make our skin crawl. But there's one thing that stands tall above all the other scary things in this world: getting roasted on the internet. There's no experience more humiliating than messing up on social media and having everyone laugh at you. But when you're not the one making big blunders, you get to sit back, relax, and laugh as the online world roasts each other. Enjoy!
A Culinary Mastermind in the Making
So what you're saying is that this guy actually tried eating a hard-boiled egg without peeling the shell of the egg beforehand? Okay, now, before we all roast this person into oblivion, we may want to consider the potential of such a move. Like, maybe this person is actually on to something, and we should all start eating our eggs with their shells on. Okay, probably not. That sounds disgusting.
So basically, either this guy's a culinary mastermind who's undermining the very most fundamental tenants of food in order to discover new culinary grounds, or he is just absolutely clueless.
Someone Needs to Visit the Library
Damn, this guy got roasted big time. There's nothing that scares us more than getting roasted on the internet for the entire English-speaking world to see. At least, the part of it that's on the internet. The person who posted this uninformed take can probably vouch for that himself. We're sure he learned his lesson from this: hit up the dictionary before making a bold claim like "No English word has double 'oo.'"
Seriously, there is no recovery from the roast this person fell victim to. If we were him, we would probably quit the internet forever and just find something else to do with our time.
They Need to Fire Their In-House Wikipedia Researcher
This has definitely got to be one of the weirdest things about being a celebrity. Imagine just living your life and then finding out that some random magazine or website or newspaper or journalist decided that you were dead when you are, in reality, very much alive and kicking. Luckily, it seems as though John Carpenter took this in good stride. We would have definitely freaked out in his place.
He even cracked a little joke about him simply appearing dead. A little bit of self-deprecating humor is always a good thing in our book. This made us John Carpenter fans.
He's Obviously Jealous of Christina Aguilera's Good Looks
There's a lot of gender confusion going on in this photo, so let's break it down. Some person posted a picture of Christina Aguilera posing down a runway. Then, some random commenter somehow got to the conclusion that Christina was actually a man dressed as a woman, and that made him go into a tangent about the deplorable (in his mind) state of gender roles nowadays. "World we live in today where men dress like that," the person wrote.
He was then quickly informed that he was looking at a woman. In fact, a very famous woman named Christina Aguilera.
This Person Just Discovered Adjectives
Okay, we totally don't blame this person for this one. Maybe it's just because we've never thought of this one ourselves, but it is one of those things about language that are totally obvious when you think about them but remain confusing until you actually figure them out for yourself or have somebody tell you. So, yeah. This person is excused for not getting the whole adjective thing.
The people who commented on the original post, however, probably didn't agree with us, given how they totally roasted the person who wrote the original post. That poor soul. May he find peace.
Nothing More Entertaining Than Billionaire Twitter
Billionaires just have a knack for Twitter. Well, Elon Musk does, at least. Maybe it's the fact that they can pretty much do or say anything they want and then promptly resume living their life free of consequences due to how much money, power, and influence they have. Just maybe. Or maybe they're all just incredible, eccentric, and charismatic people that single-handedly engineered themselves to be as entertaining as possible. It's probably the money thing, though.
Either way, seeing billionaires get mad about people lying about them on Twitter makes our day. We wonder who Time's source allegedly was if it wasn't Elon's fired assistant.
Someone Call Charles Darwin
What is totally crazy about this short yet hilarious interaction is how the person who commented first managed to totally play himself and how everyone else just banded together to dunk on him completely. Somehow, the first commenter, Chris, managed to debunk evolution while also being its most devoted proponent. That, to us, is just unreal and definitely an example of internet arguments at their best. They're so bad that they're good.
Thankfully, the entirety of this person's Facebook feed banded together to make sure Chris understood his little mistake. Mistakes will be made on the internet, and everyone will roast you for them.
That's Not How Time (and Math) Work
Oh, this is the classic riddle that people tell their younger siblings amid a family dinner to make them look kind of stupid in front of everyone and make them feel thoroughly and utterly embarrassed. We're not going to lie - we've definitely been on the receiving end of something quite similar. Unfortunately for this commenter, it wasn't just her family that witnessed her goof - it was the entire internet.
So, what's the correct answer? If her sister was half her age at six years old and now she's 70, how old is her sister? Not 35, that's for sure.
The Not-A-Marine-Biologist Has a Point
What's one to do when they encounter a fish out of water? Well, the sensible and very natural thing to do would probably be to just put him back in the water from where the fish came. That sounds obvious enough to us, but it's hard to judge people regarding their actions during times of crisis. Now, we're not sure a dolphin jumping on your boat constitutes a crisis, but oh well.
And yet, we are entirely unsure as to what we would do if we were to find ourselves in the exact same circumstances. Perhaps we would even take the dolphin home with us. Dolphins are cute.
You Can Almost Taste the Irony
This goes out to all the smartypants and know-it-alls of the world: there's a lesson to be learned here. Do not try to call out people for their stupid mistakes if you tend to make those exact mistakes on a regular basis. That is unless you feel like ending up like this guy who totally roasted himself without even noticing it. Seriously, the irony in this post is almost palpable.
In saying that people who don't know the difference between "there," "their," and "they're," he exposed himself for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."
Wait Till This Person Hears About Social Security, Too
Umm, somebody may want to tell this person that the government already has your face in a database, even if you don't use facial recognition on your technology. They also have your name, your family name, your occupation, your money in the form of taxes, your address, the name of your spouse, if you have one, and more. That is just the way that governments work, but we guess that's something this person never really thought of. Good for him, we guess?
That's just the thing that makes this photo so hilarious - it's how little thought this person gave the whole concept of letting the government know who you are and your identity.
Nothing Better Than Getting Caught Lying on the Internet
We're not sure why the demon of misinformation possessed whoever posted these two pictures side by side, but he got him good. If this were true, it would go viral. Just thinking about how big The Mountain from Game of Thrones is is enough to make us feel queazy. Seeing him look tiny standing next to those two NBA players who aren't his brothers? Yeah, that's definitely one entertaining comparison.
Guess The Mountain's family tree is not quite what this poster had in mind when he uploaded this image, seeing as The Mountain doesn't even have brothers - he has sisters.
It's Called Using Your Eyes
If there's one thing that conspiracy theorists tend to believe in, it is that one should use his or her own eyes to thoroughly examine the evidence lying before them. That's what's so surprising about this post right here. It's like the person posting didn't even use his eyes. Not even a little bit. Just look at that rock literally reflecting light: how could he say that rocks don't reflect light?
This person was trying to prove that the moon is not a rock because rocks can't reflect their own light; therefore, the moon must be its own source of light. But this person actually proved themselves wrong in trying to make their argument.
Always Spell Check Before Sending
Wow. This has definitely got to be one of the most savage rejections we have ever seen. Instead of just telling their seducer that they were not interested via text, this person went as far as to feign a technical malfunction, only for them to get it completely wrong and watch everything fall apart in front of them. They should definitely learn from their mistakes and just start handing out fake numbers to begin with.
Or, maybe, just maybe, tell the person trying to contact them that they aren't interested? Ah, who knows. It's impossible to tell what the circumstances that led to this interaction could have been.
Who's Gonna Tell Them?
You know you're bad at your job when you let Google (more specifically, Google Translate) do it for you. This is just one of those situations in which nobody has the technical know-how to actually check the work and see that everything's alright. We do feel sorry for the poor owners of this store who thought they were getting a nice sign printed and instead ended up with this one that reads, "Could not connect to translator service."
Only for them to find out that the translating service doesn't know English either. That just sucks for them. Also, we wonder if that sign is still hanging up there.
Two Brazil Experts at Work
This is what happens when two of the brightest geographical minds in the world collide. Truly, there has been no finer display of knowledge of other countries than this interaction right here by none other than "officialunitedstates" and "hetaliagirl104". We are absolutely sure that any and all Brazilians reading this interaction were probably flabbergasted, discombobulated, and totally floored as to how these two managed to learn so much about their home country.
Thankfully, at least one person in this interaction was right. Indeed, the Jesus statue is in Rio, which is, indeed, in Brazil.
This Is Why We Need an English Version of "bon Appetit"
Now, we wish this was what people actually said before they dug into their meal. Unfortunately, the world is a cruel and unforgiving place, and French is just as cruel and unforgiving of a language, and they actually say Bon Appetit, not Bone Apple Tea. We are having a hard time expressing just how disappointed we are in words. This makes us feel truly and thoroughly dejected, forlorn, and quite frankly, let down.
On a completely unrelated note, we definitely applaud the person who posted this for making his own birthday dinner. He knows how to take care of himself, even if he doesn't know French.
She's on the Highway to Hell
Oh, boy. Somebody is going to have to inform this person of the errors of her ways before she seriously harms herself and others. Like, there's a reason that tires are designed the way they are, and you should not be smoothing them down. The notion of personally tweaking the core design of your car while knowing little to nothing about automobiles seems absolutely ludicrous to us. Like, why would anybody in their right mind even think of doing that?
Cars are definitely dangerous enough on their own. There's a reason they don't let just anybody drive. So you definitely shouldn't go messing around with the tires and engine and whatnot.
Don't Use a Celebrity for Your Fake ID
There are a lot of things you can achieve in life with a good fake ID. That being said, there are plenty more bad fake IDs than there are good ones in the world. This ID of Thor, the Norse god of lightning, who is apparently over 2 meters tall and yet still weighs only 68 kilograms, is proof of just that. That being said, this is still one of the best fake IDs we've seen.
The other person in the chat reacted in the only way that would be appropriate to the situation: he burst out laughing. We can't imagine a more fitting way to react.
Sometimes the Answer Is Right in Front of You... Literally
Throughout the years, one method of grading students has reigned undoubtedly supreme. This method is, of course, the tried and true test. There's nothing most teachers love more than testing their students and grading them accordingly. This, naturally, has come to the attention of people who are less fond of the testing methods. And yet, even those critical of standard tests would admit this: this is definitely not how a test should be written.
Why? Well, it's easy, really: a test question shouldn't have the answer within the question itself. That just doesn't make any sense. Like, that pretty much goes against the entire idea of testing.
Who Knew Dictionaries Could Be So Savage
It may just be us, but we would never have expected the people at Merriam-Webster to be so deadly with their snarky responses. Truth be told, this response is not even snarky; it's just straight-up authoritative and mean. Which is okay, we guess; after all, authoritative and mean are pretty much what dictionaries are when you think about it. They literally boss you into spelling a certain way. Bless them.
We're going to go out on a limb here and guess that the person who posted this probably never read a dictionary again in their life. If they did, it was definitely not Merriam-Webster.
The Epitome of Fake News
Wow. We never thought somebody could get something so gosh darn wrong. This guy got things so wrong it's hard to even keep track of exactly what he got wrong. Allow us to break this down for everyone who's having trouble keeping up with the falsities. First of all, this happened in China. Second of all, nobody here abandoned their cars. Thirdly, nobody was protesting any gas prices in this picture.
This person literally just made up a story of something that never even happened in order to prove a really generic point. That's just plain odd. Why would anyone do that?
This One Left Us Speechless
What kind of bizarre take is this supposed to be? In what world does the word 'am' not exist in the English language? Like, how did this person even come up with this criminally insane idea? Truth be told, we are not sure what this person is referring to. Is he saying that the word 'am' doesn't exist, or that it never exists with a capital A? Either way, that's wrong.
Seriously, since when did people muster up the nerve to just state that certain widely-used words don't exist? How do people get confident to just cancel certain parts of the English language?
Just A Reminder That Being Goofy Can Save Lives
In case you aren't in the loop - this coming year is the year of goofiness. What does this "year of goofiness" entail? Great question. The year of goofiness is about forgoing serious behavior in favor of some joyful tomfoolery and whimsy. Enough with the level-headedness; it's time for some shenanigans. That is, after all, exactly what saved this family from getting their house totally robbed. Who knew cracking jokes could save you money?
If there is one thing this burglar did not expect, it was a hilarious dad joke. That's just the one thing criminals don't train for, and it may just be their one true weakness.
One of Them Has Vision but No Common Sense
So somebody may want to inform this school that blind people cannot see. The whole thing about using brail is that it's used to help blind people understand things that would be normally written down. In order to achieve this, you need to make the brail characters in 3d, so that blind people may use their sense of touch in order to decipher whatever it is that's trying to be conveyed.
This school, however, decided to do something else: they used 2d brail. We're not sure how that's supposed to help anyone, given that non-blind people can't read it, and neither can blind people.
The Perfect Crime. Almost
We know too well what went on in this situation. Someone goofed up and tried to blame it on some unknown perpetrator. It could have been a perfect crime - he could have gotten away with his messing-up scot-free, while all the blame would've been placed on some person that doesn't even exist. It truly would have been a criminal masterpiece - blaming the crime on someone who isn't real.
But unfortunately, while the plan may have been solid, the execution wasn't quite there. This person left a hefty amount of evidence contradicting everything he or she said about the whole situation.
The Irish Daily Mirror Publishing Wishful Thinking
So, while Hollywood star Chris O'Dowd did not say that he wants to only play Irish characters and is also sick of seeing Irish actors playing American characters, the person who attributed this take to him may just have a point. Like, if it's done well, then we don't mind, but there have been way too many poor Irish imitations in Blockbuster films over the years. This needs to change!
Still, we do find it kind of hilarious that somebody just made up this quite radical take and decided to lie about Chris O'Dowd saying such a thing. Kind of weird.
Can't Blame 'Em
This is just an ironic state of affairs. It's as they say - things tend to break down just when you need them the most. And, going by these text messages, T-Mobile definitely needed a positive rating. That is, at least, what they were probably hoping for when they sent out this survey. What they got was the product of their own incompetence. Guess you really do reap what you sow.
Maybe it's about time that the person who uploaded this funny interaction thought about switching his or her cellphone providing service. That might make T-Mobile sweat a bit. Then again, maybe not.
You're Now Witnessing a Professional at Work
Wow. That's some lazy subtitling if we've ever seen some. Now, while it may be true that the person who went through the trouble of translating whatever these people said into English could have gone the extra mile right here and that it truly isn't professional of them to just give up, there's some amateurish charm to just completely throwing the towel in and calling it quits as he did.
Seriously, we would be laughing our heads off if we found something like this in the middle of a movie we were watching. That's what makes DIY subtitling so fun.
Never Mess With Elon Musk on Twitter
Oh, man. If there is one thing you should definitely try to avoid, it should be arguing with Elon Musk on Twitter. That man is way too rich to be held accountable for things. This rings even truer when you're arguing about his own business, which he naturally knows way more about than you. This journalist probably learned this lesson the hard way, so we should all learn from her mistake.
And yet, we do have to applaud her for her effort. There is, in our book, something commendable about trying to hold people accountable for their actions. No matter who you're talking to.
We Get the Feeling He Hates This Movie
Ahh, yes. This is definitely one of those cases in which the person who wrote this article just kind of assumed that whatever he was writing was true. Forget about working the field and discovering news or scouring old interviews or all that boring stuff. Why go to the trouble of all that when you can just make up things that sound nice? Yeah, there is absolutely no reason at all to do that.
The weirdest thing about this whole thing, though, is the choice in movies. Out of all the movies in the world, why choose Watchmen? Furthermore, why lie about Mark Hamill's taste in movies?
What Difference A Letter Can Make
This just goes to show you the power of words. Well, we guess this photo is actually more about the power of letters than words, really. Still, the message is about the same - a single letter can make a huge difference, especially when that letter is the only thing differentiating between a pool and fecal matter. It is our humble opinion that that is quite a huge difference.
We wonder how long this sign was up before somebody noticed the mistake and fixed it. We hope it was up there for a long time. That would've been funny.
They Had One Job
Look, somebody has got to be the person to break it to whoever tried to build this office chair that that's not the way one goes about building an office chair, and we definitely do not have the heart to do it, so it won't be us. Seriously, this thing is so far off from how office chairs usually look. We wonder how this person even managed to build the chair like that.
We can only hope that this person managed to get some reinforcements or some friends to help him or her build the chair the right way. Nothing like a properly constructed office chair, after all.
Gym? Nah. Oreos? Duh
This is like visiting a small town just after a hurricane totally ravaged it and going through the remains and the wreckage. It definitely seems that somebody had a dramatic moment in which they decided to totally forget whatever type of self-improvement quest they were on and just chow down on a pack of Oreos. Now, while we are disappointed, we truly cannot blame anyone for falling victim to Oreos.
The colorful packaging is like a siren song luring you into their web of sweet deliciousness. How can one possibly stay away from such luxury and culinary bliss? It's impossible.
The Hunter Has Become the Hunted
Aww, this is actually so cute. It's the cute, small things such as this that make or break a relationship. If you are both into totally scaring your partner, and are also kind of cool with having your partner pull diabolical pranks on you, then you're probably both really good for each other. Still, this is probably one situation that not many couples have had the privilege of experiencing.
You should definitely not do this to your partner if they don't enjoy getting pranked, though. It's all fun and games until they get seriously pissed with you and stop talking to you for a few days.
He Almost Got It!
This person's almost got it. He's so close to finding out why leggings are called leggings and successfully explaining his thought process. He's just one short post away from getting it right; we know it. We believe in him. Ok, seriously, though, this post is hilarious. Like, how can somebody fail to put something so simple into words so many times in a row? We don't know what the circumstances are.
But we do know that they made for an incredibly hilarious situation that we have the pleasure of looking at. This is why we love interactions on the internet.
Thank God for Fact Checkers
Before the age of automatic fact-checkers, people actually had to make sure that other people weren't going around posting blatant lies everywhere, which they often did. That's just how the internet was - people would lie about everything at any given moment, and other people would call them out for it. Those days are long behind us, as people have now begun using automatic fact-checkers to do the dirty work for them.
Furthermore, social media companies have begun to feel accountable for the information that is being spread on their platforms, leading them to invest in fact-checking technology. It's a weird world we live in.
We Get the Feeling These Guys Like Learning
Say learning again. We dare you; we double dare you - say learning again. Pulp Fiction references aside, if we read the word "learning" one more time, we might just suffer an aneurysm. That's just how confused this paragraph has made us. Reading this short advert written by Education Scotland feels like walking through a full-blown labyrinth, and it has definitely got us questioning our sanity. They need better copywriters or something.
We can only hope that people will take this advert as an opportunity to delve into some professional learning and leadership learning, and leadership development. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Budget Iron Man Is Pretty Cute
Okay, so this definitely isn't what this person probably hoped to get when he bout this Iron Man construction kit, but we do have to admit that what they did get is actually pretty adorable. Truth be told, we would probably prefer this budget Iron Man over the real thing. The thing is, they probably could have built an accurate representation of Iron Man if they tried, but they goofed up.
Basically, they rearranged all the pieces in such a way that the final outcome looked more like a cute, kiddy show version of Iron Man than the actual Marvel superhero.
A Reminder That People on the Internet Are Always Wrong
So basically, what happened here is that one poster (we're not going to name names here) tried dunking on NASA for their decision to invest millions of dollars into creating a ballpoint pen that would work in space when they could have just used a pencil as the Russians did. What they didn't mention, however, was that pencils were hazardous in their own way and that the Russians gave up on pencils, too.
Furthermore, NASA didn't invest in the development of the ballpoint pen. The development of the pen was privately funded. So basically, this guy just got pretty much everything about the story entirely wrong.