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Your wedding day is the most special day of your life, so naturally, you want it to be absolutely perfect. Some people want to go big, some want a small, intimate gathering. Some want things that are tasteful while others, well, they want things that are downright tasteless. Now as much as we hate to judge, someone's gotta go ahead and do it. So here's a list of the craziest wedding moments out there for your enjoyment.
As If The Presidency Wasn't Enough
This couple actually had their wedding Trump-themed. Yes, you read that right. For the rest of their lives, they'll remember that this day was all about one man.
No, not the husband, the man who this woman is about to spend the rest of her life with. And not any other family member, they're not important here. The real man of the occasion was Donald Trump, obviously.
Wedding Party Fantasy Insanity
This is the wedding picture that just keeps on giving. Live streamed from Las Vegas (of course) this wedding shows an attendance including a dinosaur, a clown, a maid and a princess.
Now if that isn't a high-quality guest list then we don't know what is. And what about the happy couple's wedding outfits? Absolutely golden.
When Booze Is Life
This bride knows what's up because obviously, a wedding is no fun if there's no drinking allowed, even when it's your own.
Take the man, take the ring, she won't care. As long as she's got her bottle to drink from, she'll get through anything. We know the feeling, sister.
Photoshop Magic Saves The Day
A very rude usher's girlfriend decided that she wanted to be the star of this photo, and stood right there, front and center in her white dress. Luckily, the photographer saved the day.
He said, "don't worry, I'll fix it." And with his photoshop magic, he got rid of the rude photobomber. Not all heroes wear capes, some just have mad photo-editing skills.
No Hidden Messages Here
These bride and groom are not playing around--they want your money, and they're not afraid to show it. This invitation makes that perfectly clear.
The size of your gift to the happy couple will determine the quality of food you will get to eat at their wedding. We're not sure we'd turn up at all, to be honest, But then again, some people would do anything for a good meal.
Simple, Original And Effective
In contrast to the rude and wordy letter we have above, this person took a different approach to a wedding invitation. Yes, they wrote it on a potato.
So what, they called you a loser, at least you're invited. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to us.
Not Quite As Romantic As Envisioned
Every girl dreams of being swept off of her feet and carried out of her wedding venue on the big night. Maybe not quite like this, though.
Slumped over your new husband's shoulder with your face in a sick bucket isn't really the IDEAL way of exiting your wedding. It is pretty epic, though.
Wife Vs. Mom: The Battle Begins
What would you do if your mother-in-law turned up to your wedding in a wedding dress? One can only imagine. It probably wouldn't be pretty, though.
That's what happened to this poor girl, and we must say--if this is how it's beginning, the future doesn't really look bright for this new bride. Good luck to her, we honestly don't know how we'd cope in this kind of situation.
To Each Their Peculiar Own
A Walmart wedding? Now we've really seen it all. Not even slightly romantic, but definitely very unique and strange. Believe it or not, this wedding actually took place.
This photo was taken by someone who was just walking through Walmart on a casual shopping trip. Imagine the shock when they saw this taking place in front of them.
Golden Wedding Rule Number 1
What is golden wedding rule number 1, you ask? Well, simple: do NOT wear a wedding dress to someone else's wedding! Surely it's not that hard to follow.
It was for the woman on the left, who decided it was her time to shine despite it not being her big day. Some people make the strangest fashion choices.
Combat Bride, Reporting For Duty
A military-themed wedding seems like something only a crazy person would do. Well, we've found a few! Or actually, we thought we'd spotted them but they might have disappeared into the background...
Dressed head to toe in camouflage, this was a wedding fit for a general. They could look a bit happier, though. This is their special day after all.
Dark Magic Waits For No One
This young child doesn't care that there's a wedding taking place in the next room; she wants to summon the devil, and nothing is more important.
Just look at her. She seems to feel right at home in her little satanic circle, with no desire to be a part of the wedding. Go on, little witch sister. We're terrified of you, but go on.
The Fun Police Have Arrived
Some people like organized fun, some people don't. Some people send out outrageous emails like this, with lists of what exactly should be done at another person's wedding, and some, well, don't.
The amount of instructions to follow in order to even take part in this wedding literally sucks all the joy out of attending, not to mention the instructions themselves. Like, is this even for real?
The Proposal That Pooped Off
Now this is really taking the need for spell-check to a whole new level. If there is any kind of image you DON'T want to bring up when you're talking about your wedding proposal, well, it's that of poop. Unlucky for this guy.
Rather than the cute (but cringy) he 'popped' the question with a bag of popcorn, he actually POOPED the question and that is not good news for anyone. The mishap resulted in a stinking response from a Facebook friend, and we can't wait to move on to the next picture. Hopefully the toilet jokes will be held in on the actual day...
Stealing The Limelight
Honestly lady, please. This isn't your wedding, you're just a guest, how can you think that this dress is appropriate?
We really don't get how so many people think it's appropriate to arrive at someone else's wedding dressed as the bride. What is wrong with the world?
How Friendly Is Covid Friendly
A wedding taking place during a pandemic is definitely something memorable Since everyone has to wear masks to stay safe, even cutesy wedding cake toppers exhibit this new reality. But what about the wedding guests?
If the toppers on your toilet roll cake take better care of themselves than the actual wedding attendees, something must be off. Of course, we all appreciate a good party, but safety comes first!
Honoring The Great Leader
In another picture of 'has the world gone mad?' this woman decided, again, that her wedding was not about the person she's about to marry.
Who was it about? Putin, of course, the great leader of Russia. His regal figure portrayed on her dress really leaves us speechless. We have nothing more to say.
Whatever Floats Your Boat
Now in all honesty, Trump and guns don't exactly spell out 'romance' or 'most special day of your life' to us. But to each their own.
We assure you, this bizarre wedding that looks more like a cult initiation really happened. Hopefully, they have a long and happy marriage together. If that's even possible.
Cutting Back On Costs
Wedding venues can get very expensive, we all know. So what's the best alternative if you can't afford something fancy? A gas station, obviously.
It seems crazy to us too, but this couple genuinely did it. A full-on gas station wedding, no shame. If nothing else, we have to applaud the courage it took to actually go through with this.
No Shame In Being True To Who You Are
Instead of being offended by someone calling them rednecks, this couple decided to embrace the word. That's right, a real redneck wedding, complete with a sign.
Sometimes stereotypes are harmful, and sometimes they really just come through in such a strong and powerful way that there's not much else left to say. This is one of those times.
Has To Be Seen To Be Believed
If you watched Tiger King, you would know that Carole Baskin allegedly killed her husband. Or did she just keep him in this weird leash, dressed as one of her leopards?
In some cases it's better just not to ask questions. This photo might be one of those cases, because we might get freaked out by whatever the explanation for this wedding photo actually is.
When Video Games Are Your Everything
People have priorities, and this guy clearly has his straight. Number one: Football Manager. Number two: his wife.
Well, at least she knows from the day of the wedding that this is the case. Better have these things out early, so that they don't come as a surprise later on.
Now, this is something special. We've never seen anything quite like it, to be honest. A tip jar for either a GUN or a HONEYMOON? Unbelievable.
This bride definitely knew who she was marrying if this is how she tried to fund her honeymoon, so we can't feel too sorry for her.
These wedding vows look like they were plucked straight from a horror movie, and we can definitely see how the guests attending this wedding would be concerned.
Images of blood, disease, and death? Not quite the romantic vibes we would have expected for a wedding day, but maybe it's a personal thing between the happy couple. We hope.
It's A Weird World After All
Not just a Disney themed wedding, but a bride and groom dressed up HEAD TO TOE as Minnie and Mickey. Now we've really seen it all.
Did they not think their guests would want to see their faces on their wedding day? Clearly not, because, well, look at the outfits they showed up in. We got to hand it to them though, this takes dedication.
We'll Drink To That
A wedding cake with Budweiser beers on top of it? The human race never ceases to amaze with the things people come up with.
At least it's unique. Guests at this wedding probably never saw a wedding cake like this before, and we're pretty sure they won't see one like it again.
Is That Really What I Look Like?
This wedding cake was meant to be a perfect representation and recreation of the bride herself. The result? Something terrifying.
Well, the dress is the same. The proportions are... not quite right. The overall result? Something out of your worst nightmares. We do wonder what the cake tastes like though.
Mothering Duties Start Now
This guy got so drunk at his own wedding that his very newly made mother-in-law had to feed him, because he was simply too drunk to do it on his own.
Not his finest moment, for sure. But you have to admit, it's nice that the family bonding experience started this early. They're all in this together now!
Evil Stepmother Really Comes Through
No, this is not a picture of the bride and groom. Believe it or not, it's a picture of the bride's father and stepmother. If you're reminded of Cinderella, you're not alone.
Coming to the wedding dressed as the most important couple of the day? Now if that isn't Disney villain level of stepmom acting, then we don't know what is.
What A Veil
Was this weddings sponsored by Bud Light? We hope so, because we can't see many other reasons why the veil of a wedding dress would be filled with a bunch of empty beer cans.
The wedding itself doesn't look like the most romantic thing that's ever happened to begin with. But the Bud Light feature really just gives it that extra magical touch.
Just A Few Extra People
The normal rule is that you're allowed a plus one. That does not normally mean a plus twenty. But what would you do if you recieved this RSVP response?
Unfortunately, this actually happened, where one person realized that their wedding would have to cater to a lot more people than originally expected. It's not ideal, but it is pretty darn funny.
The Opposite Of High Maintenance
Now, there's keeping a low budget, and then there's this. Getting married in your PAJAMAS? Really?
Yes, these people really went there. We're in shock too, but we can only imagine that at the end of the day the most important thing is love. Hopefully, they made room in the budget for that.
Unique And Terrifying
We're just hoping that there's some special reason behind this wedding setup that we don't know about, because in our opinion this looks like the scariest thing in the entire world.
The person sitting in that hoop below? No thanks. The fact that one look down would scare us to bits? No thanks. Seriously guys, what is going on? Ok, it looks beautiful, sure. But it's still not ok.
Almost As Good As An Invite
So, no wedding invite. But... if you want to send us money you still can? What a great deal. The offer to pay someone for a party you're not invited to.
Some people really do have all the nerve, and by that we mean these people. Wonder if anyone actually sent money? Probably not.
Meet Me In The Parking Lot
Someone hosted their wedding in the parking lot of a Welfare office. The fact that this picture is taken through a wire fence really just gives it that extra touch.
The wedding setting itself is, well, something we can only dream we never have to experience for ourselves in real life.
Appropriate Wedding Attire
How do you let everyone at the wedding know that you have no desire to get married, and you don't even believe in the concept of marriage, without actually saying it?
Easy. Just wear this hat that says nothing other than 'Titties' to your friends' wedding. That'll show them.
Simple DIY Solutions
When the wedding costs start to get out of hand, certain things must be done to cut future losses. What kind of things? How about a DIY urinal?
Yes, you've heard us right. Much simpler, and far less hygienic than you could have ever imagined. You're welcome.
Way To Let Us All Know
No shame in doing your business. Perhaps some shame in wearing it on a t-shirt to a wedding and sharing your news with the world.
Then again, if he's not ashamed, who cares? Clearly, the girl who is standing next to him thinks he's funny, so good on the guy. He's living his best life, and we're not mad about it. As long as the bride and groom are ok with it, we are too.
Slightly Uncomfortable Implications
The Handmaid's Tale-themed wedding is not something you would expect to witness when you're invited to a friend's big day. You know, with all the implications of a horrible and dystopian future.
But it seemed to work for this couple, not that we can see why. Well, at least the wedding photo looks cool, if not slightly horrifying...
Leave The Fish Out Of This
Tagging an actual fish with the names of the newly married couple? That's pretty nasty stuff. That poor fish was simply minding its own business, swimming along in the water, and now look what's happened to it. All because of those crazy humans.
Guess this couple are really into fish, what other explanation is there? We're really into staying as far away from this kind of wedding as possible... what other kind of sensible reaction is there?