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Laugh Out Loud Yearbook Quotes From High School Seniors

Ashley Lez
This article was originally published on 24/7Mirror

High school yearbooks are a fun way to look back on your time in school. Years from now you will reminisce on all the memories you made in those four years. The best way to be remembered in your yearbook is by having a funny quote. These high school seniors came up with the most hilarious quotes that will have you laughing for days. Take a look, have a laugh, and get some inspiration if you need a yearbook quote.

No One Noticed Her Haircut

This girl is going places! She knows how to make a joke at her own expense. 
No One Noticed Her Haircut
ghufabulous
We bet her hair is beautiful under her stylish hijab. Even if she got a bad haircut, no one would ever know! 

High School Will Be Fun, They Said

Just wait till you get to college Randey. The bike will turn into a motorcycle, and the firey ground will become lava. 
High School Will Be Fun, They Said
reddit
Then, once you graduate college, it is even worse than a fiery hell. It's slow-burning and painful. 

"We Are Not Related"

The last name Nguyen is a very popular last name around the world. In Australia, it is the seventh most common family name! 
"We Are Not Related"
L_Dav_
It is cute that they all coordinated their yearbook quotes just so no one can look back and think that they are quadruplets. 

He Must Be Really Happy To Graduate

It is hilarious when people can make a joke about the stereotype that people have about their ethnicity. 
He Must Be Really Happy To Graduate
When you are happy, your eyes get all scrunched up. Combine that with already having smaller eyes, he can barely see!

Never Use The Unforgivable Curses

His name does sound like a former Hogwarts student who was probably in Slytherin house. He probably was trying to make some Horcruxes and they realized he was the second coming of Voldemort. 
Never Use The Unforgivable Curses
JediBurrell
Also, this reminds us of the Key and Peele skit when he takes attendance and says everyone's names wrong. The teacher has probably messed up this name before. 

Her Positivity Is Refreshing

When you start laughing at yourself, there are few things that can actually offend you. 
Her Positivity Is Refreshing
In our society today, everyone is obsessed with their looks and how they are seen on social media. This girl is a positive role model! 

Sibling Rivalry

Any older sibling, even if they are only older by a few minutes, would probably say the same thing — those times when they were an only child and had all their parent's attention. 
Sibling Rivalry
If you are an older sibling, did you enjoy the time better before your siblings were born? 

Don't Let Him Fool You

Have you ever received a spam email saying that a prince or princess from a foreign country needs you to help them by sending them money? Hopefully, you knew it was fake and didn't send money. 
Don't Let Him Fool You
yuiojmncbf
No one else could pull off this joke like him, and it's so creative. The person next to him should have written, "I won't fall for that scam a Segun time." 

If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, No One Can

Can he wiggle his ears like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals? Don't try to whisper around him because he hears everything. 
If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, No One Can
His ears might be big, but his eyebrows are perfection. 

"It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male."

This is the most random quote ever, but it is absolutely hilarious. How did he come up with this brilliant quote that will gown down in yearbook history? 
"It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male."
Years from now, his children will see this and wonder what their dad was thinking. 

Professor Quirrell Is That You

A hijab is worn by women to maintain modesty, typically for Muslim women. In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Professor Quirrell wore a head wrap to hide the fact that Voldemort had possessed him. 
Professor Quirrell Is That You
It is much funnier to tell people that you are walking around with Voldemort than giving them an actual explanation. 

A "Can Do"Attitude

Wow, this guy should be a motivational speaker. He made being called trash a compliment. No one wants to be called trash, but now it is something positive. 
A "Can Do"Attitude
Hash_Is_Brown
Also, it's like saying, "yeah you're trash, but that doesn't mean you fully suck." 

He Prefers Tea

It would be amazing if this was the moment he chose to come out. He says nothing and hopes that everyone reads his yearbook quote. 
He Prefers Tea
that-one-gay-guy
More power to you for being so true to yourself and admitting that you don't like coffee. 

What A Poet

Well, there is not much to say about this one other than the fact that he is a great poet. 
What A Poet
You can't really argue with his logic. Those are all true statements. 

Joe McDonald Didn't Have A Farm, Ee I Ee I O

"With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there, here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo." Maybe his grandpa was the one with the farm. 
Joe McDonald Didn't Have A Farm, Ee I Ee I O
The song does say Old McDonald had the farm, and this boy is not nearly old enough to have a fully functioning farm. 

He Should Have Listened To His Mom

When you do something just to irritate your mom, but now it is in your yearbook forever, and there is no way to get rid of it. 
He Should Have Listened To His Mom
davetay1021
His mom clearly didn't understand that he wanted to show off his muscular legs in his jorts and muscle tank. This photo could also be captioned, "'Merica." 

His Parents Did That On Purpose

He's so nice they named him twice! It's a good name because no one can know your first name without knowing your last name and vice versa. 
His Parents Did That On Purpose
This quote alone isn't funny, but the fact that his first and last name is the same makes it hilarious. 

Megan Is A Free Elf

Don't get too excited, Megan. You have college next which traps you with student loans, and then once you graduate, you have to pay bills. 
Megan Is A Free Elf
scrapeandclean
You get to be a free elf for the two months following graduation, and then you are trapped in school again. 

Don't Forget Your Hips For Never Lying

It is nice to see that he can always be thankful for his body. If he only thanked one finger, does that mean he can only count to one? 
Don't Forget Your Hips For Never Lying
Can you imagine if he held up his hand and he only had one finger, but everyone thought it was a spelling mistake? 

She Has A Point

To be completely honest, no man can compete with the pure joy you get from a good night's sleep. 
She Has A Point
You Had One Job
Everyone needs to sleep. Sleeping is fun, it's good for your brain and health, and it makes you happier. 

Beat Them To The Punchline

If she marries someone with the last name Hum, she can be Ho-Hum. Or she if she marries someone also with he last name Ho, she can be Ho-Ho. 
Beat Them To The Punchline
reddit
This is the one time you can turn a Ho into a wife. Michelle Ho has made her family proud. 

Pronounced "Pareekeet"

He must have had to say this all the time when he got a new teacher, there was a substitute, or he met someone new. 
Pronounced "Pareekeet"
He made it his senior quote cause that was the thing he said over and over throughout high school. 

Unexpected But Still Loved

You know what they say, "Two is always better than one." Their parents have more children to love and now, two college tuitions to pay. 
Unexpected But Still Loved
You Had One Job
How do these twins know who was planned and who was not? Did they flip a coin to decide that one was the original embryo? 

Clever

She used her smarts to get around this loophole and still got to use her original quote. This girl is our hero. 
Clever
poppzE
Do you think her dad laughed or got mad when he saw what she ended up putting in the yearbook? 

How Did This Get Approved?

Shockingly, the school let this quote stay in the yearbook. Either the yearbook coordinator knows how to take a joke, or they didn't understand the joke. 
How Did This Get Approved?
badassbubbaj
Is this really the legacy you want to leave when you graduate, Connor? What will you think about that in 20 years? 

"Dad I'm Only In High School"

When you are just graduating high school and your parents expect you to have a full-time job that requires years of schooling. 
"Dad I'm Only In High School"
That is a reasonable request for an 18-year-old, right? Maybe Daniel will pursue a different career. 

High School Helped Her Find Herself

High school is a time to find out who you really are. You can reinvent yourself and try out different looks, hairstyles, and attitudes. Amberlyn was able to discover her sexuality during her four years in school. 
High School Helped Her Find Herself
Once you are comfortable with who you are, you can be your true self and life is better. 

Every Guy On Every Dating App Ever

Have you ever gone on a dating app, and the person's pictures turn out to not be a good representation of them? This guy feels like his yearbook picture is not the best representation of him. 
Every Guy On Every Dating App Ever
Some people just aren't photogenic, and that's ok. Not everyone is meant to be a model. 

He Turnips In The Garden

This quote is bizarre beyond anything we could imagine. Does this person actually roll around and pretend to be a carrot? Does their neighbor still not know? 
He Turnips In The Garden
We are not sure where this quote originated, but whoever thought of it must be an interesting person. 

Was This Planned?

Noah and Mason, we need some answers about these quotes. Did you plan this, or do you both love bubbles? Maybe someone saw the quotes and saw a good opportunity and put their quotes together. 
Was This Planned?
alectprasad
Where are Noah and Mason today? Are they still trying to convince people that the quotes were a coincidence?

That's One Excuse For Bad Grades

When you have tried as hard as you can to improve your grades, but that hasn't worked so you put them up for adoption instead. 
That's One Excuse For Bad Grades
viv
Maybe someone else can improve them for you, not that we are promoting cheating. 

And It's All Down Hill From There

One hundred thirteen thousand eight hundred eighty hours is 4,745 days and about 13 years/ That is a lot of time to spend in school, only to have to go to more school. You spend that much time in school, and when you graduate, you are only qualified to work at a fast-food chain. 
And It's All Down Hill From There
lameborghini
We wonder what her quote would be when she graduates college. "I spent four years and hundreds of thousands of dollars for a piece of paper and no job opportunities." 

You Monster!

Some people choose to not eat meat because they feel bad for animals, and others choose to be vegetarian in spite of plants. 
You Monster!
Imgur
Plants and animals are friends, but eating them is part of the food chain. 

Copy + Paste

These identical twins are copies of each other, and it is hard to tell them apart, so they made a joke out of it. Did you know people named their children "Dollar?"
Copy + Paste
zyzzz
They also look way too old to be in high school. Some seniors must mature faster than others. 

"I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me."

Blake has had a crush on Brooke for the entirety of high school. He never got a chance with her, so this was his time to shoot his shot. 
"I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me."
The yearbook may be the only chance he has to be close to Brooke, and we respect his bold attempts to get her attention. 

That's A Funny Joke

Triplets are a rarity, so when there is a set of them, everyone in school knows who they are. These three were excited to graduate because they can stop being called "the triplets." 
That's A Funny Joke
boopbop123
We wish our yearbook had quotes as funny as these. Usually, people use inspirational quotes, and they don't get creative. 

But Everyone Wears The Same Thing For Yearbook Pictures

When you claim to dress well, but you are wearing the same tuxedo as every other male in your graduating class. 
But Everyone Wears The Same Thing For Yearbook Pictures
chrishuizar
We applaud them for stepping out of the closet and hope they are finally living their best life, but a black tux is hardly an inspired fashion choice.

Try Now Ask For Forgiveness Later

You know what they say, "It is easier to ask for forgiveness than beg for permission." Instead of asking for the bike he took one and will seek forgiveness later. 
Try Now Ask For Forgiveness Later
Will he be forgiven for taking the bike? The owner probably wasn't too happy, so it might not be easier to ask for forgiveness in this situation. 

Mission Impossible

When you have suffered through thirteen years of school and teachers mispronouncing your name, and you are tired of it. 
Mission Impossible
tea-vee
Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands and call out the teachers that didn't even try to pronounce your name correctly. 

Paige Just Changed Yearbook Quotes Forever

Now people will know that they can write sentences in emoticons, and the senior quotes will be even more enjoyable.
Paige Just Changed Yearbook Quotes Forever
Storiedmuffin76
She is an innovator, and yearbooks will never be the same because of her. 

This Is A Mind Game

This one is very confusing. If we understood this correctly, whoever is before Steven, their quote is the truth, and whoever is after Kristian, their quote is a lie. Or, it's a paradox. 
This Is A Mind Game
whodiswhodat
If you were able to understand this, props to you. We are still trying to unravel this mystery. 

That's Unfortunate

Previously, we saw Carlos Carlos, who said he hated his name, but that is nothing compared to Christopher Gaylord. He didn't choose his last name, but he has to live with it and all the jokes that come with it. 
That's Unfortunate
At this point in his life, he is probably used to all the jokes and teasing. At least he has a regular first name. 

That's Deep

This girl must be popular with the nerds. This quote really makes you think about life and who you are as a person. 
That's Deep
KevlarYarmulke
Would you rather be born good or overcome an evil nature inside of you? 

Smile For The Camera

Waves hand in front of their face and yells, "You can't see me." That's how John Cena would do it obviously. 
Smile For The Camera
These students are able to make a joke out of all the things that may have made them feel different throughout their time in high school, and that is an important lesson to learn. 

Bless Up

When you start high school flat-chested and you finish high school slightly less flat-chested. No wonder she is smiling so wide.  
Bless Up
MahirSaggar
Her grades also went down, and that isn't good, but she doesn't seem too bothered by it. 

4 Years Down The Drain

When the gym is life, and you care more about flexing all day instead of focusing in class. Some people make school a priority, and others don't. 
4 Years Down The Drain
el_prietito
Yes, we are sure it is a joke, but there are people out there who care more about looks than brains. 

Gingers Are Nice People

People with red hair have a reputation for being soulless and evil, but it is just a stereotype. Some people say that gingers live longer than people with other hair colors. 
Gingers Are Nice People
itsjewsus
There are other stereotypes about gingers like they are all Irish, they all have freckles, or they all resemble the Weasleys. 

The Resemblance Is Uncanny

This guy looks exactly like Frozone from The Incredibles. He must have heard that so often that he decided to use the quote for his yearbook. 
The Resemblance Is Uncanny
Harrisonator
It would be funnier if instead of a tuxedo, he was wearing the Frozone costume. 

Is That The Same Person Twice

Teachers have yearbook pictures too, and this teacher was able to get his picture in there twice. One for his everyday self, and one for his cool alter ego. 
Is That The Same Person Twice
He must be one of the most loved teachers at his school. This probably made students think he has a twin. 

Dad Joke Of The Year

There are so many amazing things about this yearbook entry. First of all, the picture of him with the drum gives us a clearer picture of who Amith is as a person.
Dad Joke Of The Year
thewolfman99
Then, you add in the quote, and you can tell he is a living, breathing legend. You go, Amith! Keep making dad jokes until the end of time. 

Rules

Did the period count as a character? How can you fit anything important in fewer characters than a tweet? Your senior quote is how people will remember you for years to come. 
Rules
This student somehow got his message across in 100 characters. If you could go back to school, what would your senior quote be? 

Eat Good, Feel Good

When you don't care what people think, so you tell it like it is. So what if you gained a few pounds, at least she is enjoying the food she is eating. 
Eat Good, Feel Good
nikki
Also, if people thought she was pregnant, now she has cleared up that rumor. 

"Remember To Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else."

Oscar Wilde once wrote, "Be yourself, everyone else is already taken." Mitchell wants you to know that you should follow the wise words of Oscar Wilde unless you are a bad person. 
"Remember To Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else."
Tyler Oakley
Instead of pretending to be someone else, maybe you should look within and figure out what you can change to improve yourself. 

"Fail You Peseants"

This guy sounds like Thanos from Avengers: Infinity War. According to Kevin, no one else should be able to succeed with him. 
"Fail You Peseants"
If he is succeeding, everyone else should fail because he is the only one that can do great things obviously. Don't be like Kevin; let others flourish too. 

High School Musical Is A Lie

High School Musical made it seem like high school was full of dance numbers and people randomly breaking out into song. We can verify that it was nothing like that. 
High School Musical Is A Lie
Seth Egan
We understand your pain, Seth. The movie got our hopes up, and then we had to figure out that it was all a lie. 

His Kids Will Love This One Day

There have been a few people who have written things like this as their senior quote. We want to know if any of them have had kids yet, and showed them their yearbook. 
His Kids Will Love This One Day
Don't you want to know what his kids will think of this thirty years from now? 

Quoting Spongebob Characters Is Always A Good Option

Plankton was such a complex character and low key the most relatable. Haven't you ever been around people and thought, "I should charge them for my therapy bills." 
Quoting Spongebob Characters Is Always A Good Option
the-scarlet-switch
High school might make you need therapy because of all the changes you are going through. It's rough out there. 

Take The Symbol For Each Element And See What It Spells Out

In case you were confused, this spells out, "F**k b*****s, get money." When you can't curse in the yearbook, so you have to be smart and creative to find ways around those rules. 
Take The Symbol For Each Element And See What It Spells Out
She will be able to look back on this quote with pride because of how clever she was. 

Sweet, Sweet Freedom

Sometimes high school can feel like a prison because of all the rules and schedules, but when you graduate you are finally free. 
Sweet, Sweet Freedom
beatrizarteaga
We get it, high school is rough, but wait till you get to college and then the cooperate world. 

The One Time Twins Aren't Next To Eachother

When you have the same last name as the set of twins in your grade, but your picture goes between theirs. 
The One Time Twins Aren't Next To Eachother
Fis4fantastic
People might think that they are triplets, but the twins wanted to clarify that he is not related to them. 

She Has A Point

By now, you're probably familiar with the common issue of school dress codes. Usually, they just prevent girls from wearing what they want and doing something as simple as baring their shoulders. Of course, the girls have an issue with this because people should be able to control themselves, especially around an innocent set of shoulders. Well, it's clear that by picture day Madison was fed up and decided to let her concerns be known in her quote. 
She Has A Point
"I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you?" was her way of announcing just how outrageous she thought this dress code was, and we think she nailed it. 

Sister Rivalry

Is there anything better than when siblings take to the yearbook to roast each other? These two sisters pitted themselves against each other when they chose the same quote- "I'm the pretty one." We're sure it was just a silly joke, but there's no doubt these sisters have been complimented and compared to each other countless times throughout high school. The signatures in their yearbooks must've been hilarious after their classmates saw these quotes! 
Sister Rivalry
Imgur
We wonder if the sibling rivalry has died down as these girls grow up- somebody tell them that they're both the pretty one! 

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Ashley Lez

Ashley’s favorite pastimes include such thrilling and extreme activities as sleeping, lounging about, relaxing, and generally not doing too much of anything. It’s safe to say that she’s pretty much mastered the art of unwinding, and that definitely shows in her chill, calming writing style.

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